The Industrious Time-Waster

This Seal guy, whatta lucky black man. In spite of his unsmooth facial feature, he captivated the heart of Victoria Secret model Heidi Klum.

*SIGH*

Some things are just meant to happen.

Heidi is a super-MILF (Mom, I’d like to fuck)

I’ve discovered the reason for my sudden drop of mood everytime I make this halumbaba pose to which I don’t know the english term for. It’s like this Ninoy on a 500-peso bill pose.

It’s this darn bracelet that I’ve been wearing since the age of my reason! It’s accumulated a hell lot of dirt, dead skin cell, sweat, and more stinky sweat! It’s made of woven thread (some sort of knot-art or what) that made the bracelet even more dirt conducive because of the tiny spaces and gaps between each knot. It’s practically a bacteria hotel and I bet scientist would find a new strain of microorganism somewhere in between the gaps of this bracelet.

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I was watching the earlier episodes of the Justice League a while ago and I’ve noticed something common among the death of villains in these kind of shows.

Well, merely in most of the animated (or apparently, even in the live action movies) shows like these where there’s a scene that the villain for a certain episode needs to die, I get kind of disappointed when they die a corny way of dying.

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Well, well, well, look what we have here. A new year post. Or something of the similar sort.

It’s been a month since my promised post for the 5 or 6 people that visit this site.

And I aint even that important to promise anyone a post! What a schmuck.

There isn’t anything new to tell, I’m still the same old, adorable, house-based, resident bum at your service to bring you delightful life lessons from beyond your wits. Or not of course.

Anyway, here’s a new slice of supreme audio from the muthafuckin’ band from Satan’s sperm, Tanya Markova.

I COMMAND THAT YOU LIKE IT!!!

Ninong by Tanya Markova

Liked the song? You can visit Tanya Markova at their Multiply.

Yep, I probably would pay more attention to this blog next year, if it’s still here and the boss still wants to host me, haha.

I haven’t been able to give much attention to this blog. It’s just some sort of hamper for my dirty, old, and recycled posts sucrose-coated with English.

I promise to use this blog better for the following year. I hope I get the grease on this goose and let it cook.

What the hell am I even talking about here.

Sheesh.

Happy new year to one and all. Thanks for droppin’ by! I appreciate it much!