Explosion Part 2
As I’ve mentioned some few months ago, farting has been sort of a spiritual feeling for me and that I think it completes a missing part of my life.
But my goodness, it’s not what I thought it should be.
My office farting sessions is being such a menace to me, my life, and well, I guess to my officemates too.
This morning, I farted the whole gas I’ve got from last night and being the incautious person that I am, I farted without considering the intensity of the scent.
The smell was nasty and it was all over the open air of my cubicle area.
I can’t do anything except to wish that it wouldn’t crawl out of the perimeter of my cubicle.
I shouldn’t have farted with my legs spread apart.
So this officemate approached me talking and suddenly went a bit quiet. He smelled it, I can tell by the look on his face. It’s like he wanted to die at that very moment.
Anyway, the scent lingered on for about a minute or so, with the intensity of the stench not even diminishing for a bit! Powerful and deadly. Heck, I even sprinkled some of my baby cologne to kill the scent. It lingers on, up until now (6:10PM).
And so, this farting business should be minimized, if not stopped.
Being a bad boy farter never gave me any problems up until now.
This event should remind me not to wear this thick pants. Together with the office chair, they trap the scent keeping it stuck for up until a few minutes or so, for me to smell and die upon.
This has got to stop.
Or maybe not.
May 28th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
“I can’t do anything except to wish that it wouldn’t crawl out of the perimeter of my cubicle.”
- You’ll never know how far the scent of your fart can go. You’ll be surprised.
May 30th, 2008 at 6:07 am
farticles (fart particles) are supposed to be contained and neutralized due to their foul smell, but for some reasons unknown to man, self-produced farticles are fun to inhale, hence the fart session..
what’s interesting is that farticles coming out of someone else’s ass are not as good, offensive even.
this dilemma has intrigued me for quite a bit now. and im still wondering why in the hell the world’s geniuses’ attentions not piqued by this phenomenon.
June 3rd, 2008 at 6:55 pm
Ahaha, farticles you say Bong? The interest may deviate from the mainstream of scientific research since there is still a vast amount of sample that needs to be extracted before man can fully understand the power of the farticle.
June 13th, 2008 at 6:26 pm
Holy Moley… Never knew you’re good at farting! err… I mean in english! Haha natawa ako sa post mo na to ^^