Still
Big Boss Brother is still not here at the office. It turned out the he’s on leave for three weeks. At least one more week of pseudo-working and computer monitor-staring activities are still at hand.
Task monitoring isn’t as strict as the time when big boss is around. Sir J, one of the senior engineers here seem to be a bit happy that BBB isn’t around. Less work, less pain in the ass. He’s the one in charge of what we’re doing up until BBB comes back.
So here I am again, with droopy eyes and slow typing fingers, seemingly destroying every precious time I have for work. Or much worse, I am passing too much time instead of preparing for that dreaded SCJP exam. Ugh, the pain.
Aside from the usual viewing of pingpong matches, my blogs and online friends, my silly thoughts are all that I have in this dreaded office life of mine. I don’t have an iPod to kill time, listening to music, nor a PSP for which I can bring to the toilet and play with it, all throughout the day. Or a portable death ray to kill microparticles of dead skin on my officemate’s necks.
Thinking is one of my prominent hobbies. And of course this farting habit which is continuously killing my sense of smell. It’s good being a bum. It helps you think of things.
Things like:
1. How many pieces of underwear do I have now(excluding the ones from dad)?
2. If I were to learn something right now, would it be cooking or the power to levitate objects?
3. A really good photo of some beautiful woman’s chest would definitely heat up my afternoon.
4. Macaroons are good tasting especially when they’re free.
5. Everything tastes good when they’re free.
6. Drinking one liter of coffee in one sitting can really help to prevent me from snoring during technical trainings. Sleeping is still there, but no snore.
7. I need a haircut. For my nose.
8. Should I remove the words “PUTANGINA MO” in the subject line to be sent to my boss?
Ah yes, nothing beats thinking about the things that need to be thought of.
June 3rd, 2008 at 6:39 pm
you don’t have to think of number three because you’re probably staring at them for the past hour now.
June 4th, 2008 at 10:53 am
one suggestion if i may, how about think of me? you’ll go places you never thought existed. thats what i do, and thats what y’all suckas should too, hehehe