This company doesn’t love me.
Internet keeps slowing down and I can’t attend to my internet duties. I can’t bloghop and surf and surf and surf some more. They are hindering my online vices.
It gives free goodies in the morning, which makes me fat.
It gives me work that I have to finish on time otherwise they’d kick my ass. They’d get angry if I don’t do this work they give me.
They get angry if I abuse the seldom burst of speedy internet and download plenty of items from the internet.
They get mad if I have no progress in what they give me.
They don’t care about me, about my dream to become the ultimate office bum.
Oh how I wish they’d realize what I have been dreaming of.
I wish they’d love me and let me be the real bumming me.
What an evil company.
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