Final Day
The office, as many would consider (well okay, that’s at least what I consider) is a big room full of computers with many, many people thinking about work — except me.
That would be my office right now. Well at least not anymore. It’s my final day of treating this big room of computers and people as my daily Internet Cafe or Computer Shop that I can do whatever I want with limited internet access from pornographic material and some other stupid sites.
The office is not an internet shop. You have to have some input in this thing called work. And with that input, the big bosses above the food chain are expecting some decent output.
Let’s just say I messed up the input and the output that the HR wanted was a bit fucked up. I’m thinking of a four-letter word.
E-X-A-M.
Yep, that stupid exam got me for the last time and it had to be final. No more excuses. No more boohoos for me.
So. What now? No work, no money. No money, no activity.
Uhm, please stop piling up bills. My sister can’t handle it that much. She’s stressed and all, so I guess you could just fucking stop from coming and go somewhere else, like Mordor or beyond that Transmutation gate or something.
Anyway, I have to stop treating the next office as a big computer shop for me to balance my YinYangs of internet hobbies.
It’s not Netopia or my place of Zen at home. It’s a workplace, and it’s just natural that they’d prohibit what I like to do most.
Sheesh, corporate slavery. What a drag.
I’m free of it for now. God-knows when shall I be back.
I hope it’s from a company that provides “real salary” and not some allowance from where I came from.
Bum. This is so not fun and full of faggotry as of this moment.
Rough
I’m glad that I have this beard(?) of mine to tinker whenever my hands seem to be idle. It’s better than punching my boss or mashing the boobs of other female employees here in the office.
I get to twist my chin hair with my fingers like I’m some sort of Sisa, whenever I think of something or I have nothing to do on a lazy afternoon.
It’s kind of a weird feeling. Like a rough pad on your face. Like the ones you use in dishwashing. It’s ticklish and kind of relaxing.
Now the thing here is that if I ever I shave this patch of curly and rough skin on my chin is that I might look for something similar to rub my fingers into.
WordCamp Is Here
Oh yeah oh yeah, I have the badge of WordCamp 2008 in my mail! Giddy giddy giddy.
So what now?
Oh yeah, thank you to the following sponsors of WordCamp Philippines 2008!
- i.PH: the Domain for Individuals
- Free Online Flash Games
- Wazzup Manila Philippines
- Real Estate CRM
- Real Estate Website Designers
- Orange County Real Estate
- Auto Insurance Quotes
- Lane Systems Inc.
- RedMedia
- Orange County Business Lawyer
- Cebu Pacific Air
- Buddy Gancenia Reality TV
- SmartBro Wireless Broadband
- SPOT.ph
- Make Money with Performancing Ads
This will probably be the first major blog event that I’ll be in. I hope I’ll enjoy it!
xoxo WordCamp Philippines!
Unloved
This company doesn’t love me.
Internet keeps slowing down and I can’t attend to my internet duties. I can’t bloghop and surf and surf and surf some more. They are hindering my online vices.
Sick
Ugh, I feel so sick and tired. Well, I feel sick, and I feel tired. It’s not a schmuck statement.
I just feel a bit stressed these past few days.
Must be this new deodorant that I’m wearing. (more…)
Wordcamp 2008
Oh lala, blog event on September 06, 2008!
This is a special one though, because it’s the WordCamp Philippines 2008 and it’s actually the first one in SouthEast Asia and it’s going to be held at DLSU-College of St. Benilde dyan sa may kanto ng Taft Avenue.
WordCamp 2008 is an event that will showcase the awesomeness of the number one blogging platform for users and devs in the world — WordPress.
Back
Hello blog, how are you?
Wow, I can’t believe I’m starting to talk to you like you’re some kind of person that I can touch and feel. But if you are to be that kind of person, I hope you’re going to be the likes of my favorite AV Idols or FHM Girl Next Door.
Anonymous
Aaaah, so early! I am at the office at about 7:16 in the morning! Work starts at 10 AM! ODKP! What a model employee! Ahahaha!
What to do at this early in the office?
Double
I was with my brother-in-law in his vehicle when the traffic light went red and so we stopped. The windows were open since we were having engine trouble (the Starex overheated twice this morning). And so this lady peasant with her child approached us since we’re an easy target because our windows were open. I took the liberty of giving my spare change to the lady since my b-i-l never failed to give alms whenever someone approached us during traffic.
Still
Big Boss Brother is still not here at the office. It turned out the he’s on leave for three weeks. At least one more week of pseudo-working and computer monitor-staring activities are still at hand.
Task monitoring isn’t as strict as the time when big boss is around. Sir J, one of the senior engineers here seem to be a bit happy that BBB isn’t around. Less work, less pain in the ass. He’s the one in charge of what we’re doing up until BBB comes back.
So here I am again, with droopy eyes and slow typing fingers, seemingly destroying every precious time I have for work. Or much worse, I am passing too much time instead of preparing for that dreaded SCJP exam. Ugh, the pain.
Aside from the usual viewing of pingpong matches, my blogs and online friends, my silly thoughts are all that I have in this dreaded office life of mine. I don’t have an iPod to kill time, listening to music, nor a PSP for which I can bring to the toilet and play with it, all throughout the day. Or a portable death ray to kill microparticles of dead skin on my officemate’s necks.
Thinking is one of my prominent hobbies. And of course this farting habit which is continuously killing my sense of smell. It’s good being a bum. It helps you think of things.
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